Sex - What Goes in the Holes?

FINGERS: yep, that is usually the first thing that ever invades the pussy. Whether it is the teenage boy who is feeling you out and he puts his hand down your pants.
Then the fingers learn to really please. It massages your pussy, get it ready for other items to enter it. The fingers massage and spreads your anal hold, preparing it for something larger.

B.O.B (Battery Operated Boyfriend) aka the VIBRATOR
Need I say more. The vibrator that you use to have orgasms. The vibrating, pulsating object that one can use alone or with a partner.
I will include dildos, dongs, plugs, and those type of toys.

PENIS:  the organ between a man's leg, you know the one that he pees out of and the cum comes from. Well the penis goes in both holes, happy to be in a tight warm place. Hopefully the penis will bring you just as much pleasure. ICE: Put into your pussy hole, screaming cold and then as your heat melts, the pleasure is sooo good.


Now I am done with vanilla, though some may consider some of the other items vanilla. Who knows?


 Food Items
Bananas, Carrots, Cherries, Chocolate, Cucumber, Egg Plant, Ginger, Grapes, Strawberries, Squash, Whipped Cream, Zucchini  Do I need to explain how these work? Tongues love chocolate, tongues sucking grapes out of your pussy, whip cream everywhere... Use your imagination

Fetish Fun   Anal Hook, Ben Wa Balls, Fist. Purple Wand
Not sure if I can explain all of these. And I might admit to playing with a couple of things. But if you are curious, try it, you might like it.

Now this is a list of interesting objects that people have inserted into their holes. I would guess that if you are blind folded and well massaged than anything can get into a hole. Bong, Glow Sticks, Golf Balls, Hardboiled Egg, Icicles, Lava Lamps, Microphone. You think it, you want to give it a try, well by all means go for it.

Now, you are probably thinking to yourself, Blondie this is an unusual post. Why and what are you thinking. And where did this topic even come to be?

I am the pool the other night with a couple of girlfriends. We were drinking watermelon margaritas' and some finger foods.. I am not much of a drinker, so I was kind of babysitting my drink. One of the ladies, Kate, started having too much fun.
See, the day before, I was telling a story about how some gang bangers were in line behind me at the gas station and when I gave them the mom look, they picked up some stuff they had dropped on the ground. Kate, is from Massachusetts and for some reason had never heard the term gang bangers. Maybe it's a California term. When Kate got home that night, instead of asking us for clarification, she looked up gang banging on Google. As you might imagine the search brought up a lot of XXX sights. When she told us this, we just busted up laughing - so thus started our evening of silliness.
And with silliness and women, the topic turned to sex. I have to be really careful what I say with my every day friends because they have no idea of the naughty and fun side of me. Kate had a cucumber left over from her dish and she whipped it out, kind of like a sword and started to compare it to her husband and the other men at the pool. Very silly. Then out of the blue, Tami says "I hear that ears of corn are even better" We all turned to look at her and as I thought about it, I figured she is probably right. You have this beautiful ear of corn. One can imagine that the husk part is either the foreskin or the condom. If you remove the condom (husk) and ride bare back, you have a solid and firm, ribbed toy to use. Ribbed - better than a cucumber. I haven't stopped giggling about this since and just wanted to share this with all my friends.