Just Laugh

Set the scene: One child asleep, one watching a movie, the others are out for the evening. I have the washer and dryer going (right outside our bedroom the machines are located). So one would think, all clear, let's do something fun. Ty brings out his latest purchases and there is a toy for me and one for him. Play time........

We lock the bedroom door and get naked and well, you know, start to play. My toy is a new purple, waterproof rabbit that I have been wanting for awhile. Ty is playing with it on me when there is a knock on the bedroom door. I am trying hard to be quiet, and there is a knock again. "What???" Ty yells and the child wants to come in and talk to us. The whole thing is kind of ridiculous because the child can't understand what is being said because of the washer and dryer making so much noise. So Ty yells at him to go away - but he wants to talk. Ty tells him to text us. Meanwhile the mood has kind of changed and I just want to laugh. But it's not funny. I swear I have no idea how we were able to conceive five children when they seem to know exactly the time we are trying to have sex. They are so perfect at their bad timing. Well lo and behold, the child texts me and I text him back, giving us an hour before we will take him to a friends.

Not to worry, the mood returns and we have a wonderful time together. The purple rabbit is my new best friend. Since there is nothing else I can do, I have to laugh when I explain how the multiple, never-ending orgasms threw my back out. Yep, you read it right. My back went out.

But there is more, the washer decided to break during it's rinse cycle and floods the hallway. About all I can do is stay out of the way while Ty cleans it up. He did fix it the next day, my hero (seriously).


So just laugh with me..................................
 The multiple orgasms were worth it